i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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