you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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