Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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