Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
