nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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