I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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