Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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