Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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