Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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