We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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