And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
