weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Randomize
