mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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