What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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