HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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