so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Michael Bay diarrhea
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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