Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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