i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Randomize
