If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize