No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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