I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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