Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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