So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
