Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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