do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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