Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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