For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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