Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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