Christians are straight up FREAKS
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Terrible idea I love it
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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