Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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