How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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