I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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