Say something about gay babies.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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