the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
