Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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