i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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