i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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