that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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