I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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