yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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