why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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