Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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