You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
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