McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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