How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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