whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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