who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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