GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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