You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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