Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
wow bdsm is so cute
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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