I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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