life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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