You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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