No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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