is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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