i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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